Eric Shannon| FIRST PLACE |    |
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| SECOND PLACE | |
DW: “Well, your resume certainly smells good…” | |
| THIRD PLACE | |
poppygirl: “You mentioned your soft skills on the phone, but I had no idea how good they’d be!” | |
| FOURTH PLACE | |
Bignerd86: “I like my team to feel at home, so please, call me Daddy.”
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| FIFTH PLACE | |
DW: “Tell me about your qualifications again.” | |
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“Interesting that your resume has a picture of you and ’34DD’ as caption!”
“So you want a position on my staff…”
” Now part of our policy …… I’m sorry …. I get so nervous when it comes to this part of the interview…. what kind of experience….. um, do you have ? “
WELL…YOUR RESUME CERTAINLY SMELLS GOOD.
Dress code?!?! NO!! we have no dress code…you dress how YOU like!!
Very impressive resume. It says here you worked with President Clinton; could you share a bit more about this position?
Tell me your qualifications again
Excuse me, I hear my wife calling. No, I don’t have my phone with me.
¿ wow this is the smoothest resume I’v ever gone through, with so many curved sssssssss there no dought your the one for the job. “o
Your Checkered past maybe closer than you think ! No experience, no skills, no problem.
Do not get me wrong is not a question of gender, race or religion, work references are given to us by Sheriff Joe Apagio about you. . . .
I like my employees to feel at home, so please, call me daddy.
I’m supposed to be talking out loud…….SAY something!!!!……will she go out with me?……is she qualified for this job?…..who cares!…..”Ma’am, you’re hired.”
“S-s-so you see, our sexual harassment suits are at an all-time low. Your position will mainly consist of bending over to pick up anything that falls on the floor, let’s see what you’ve got!”
You are the exact type I am looking for! Can I reach you at this number and are available for night shift?
You mentioned your excellent soft skills on the phone, but I had no idea just how excellent they would be!
No job experience or computer skills, no problem- you are hired!
I’m quite impressed with all the curves on your resume, can you start tomorrow?
“I’m just a dumb jerk who doesn’t want to get sued. Bear with me as I try to get past myself to treat you with the respect and dignity all job applicants deserve.”
Peter cannot hide his appreciation for the good points she brings to the table
I’d like to use this image on a website. Who do I contact about that?
There is nothing funny about these sexist captions. I am shocked that they were not disqualified!