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And they told me HR was going to be an easy job…..
Yes, the salary is good, but it does not justify the labor violence…
“Your argument is moooooooot!”
I can not work with him! He refers to everything I do or say as Bull S#!+ … Yes well he is always trying to push me, and poking me with those huge stupid horns!
I want to remind both of you about our workplace violence policy.
Will you remind him about the workplace violence policy?
Bull: To begin with, I don’t like your job title. I know what “matador” means.
Sir i know you have probles with your wife but tell me what do you imagine yourself as after the fight.):……….Like a bull with two horns…… > 🙁
Bueno! a mi cómo que se me olvidó qué es la Tauromaquia!!!!
Your resume stated that you liked to grab life by the horns – could you explain this more in detail?
Your posted request was clear! WE NEED TO INCREASE OUR SALES FORCE, SO?
“I see. And how does this make you feel?”
Bull: “I’m sorry, boss, but I just can’t work with this guy – every day he makes me see red. I’m quitting. I’ve been offered a job in a china shop, and I’m going to take it.”
Ok, gentlemen. L-l-l-let’s just t-t-t-ake a m-m-moment to think this through…..
everytime you make me see red i think about your wife but everytime i see it i just want to charge for it….matador: i had to marry a red head
Gentlemen, what you do on you own time is not the company’s business, but would you say your differences get in the way of working as a team?
What do mean no insurance!!!
Yes, I know my speicialty is in human relations, but, uh, well, one of you is um… how can I put this delicately…?
You must work together to win the prize.
Mediator: If he changed the color of the cape to green, would that make you feel better?
Bull: And the color of his clothes, too?
Bull Fighter: First, show me the green.
Matador- I’m just doing my job, you know.
Bull- Well maybe if we traded places in the ring we’d have a better understanding…
Mediator- *sigh* Can’t we all just get along?
No sirr, i said ” you want a little of me” i didn’t mean all of me!
Of COURSE I pull the cape away. That’s my JOB. I’m not TEASING you! And no, it’s NOTHING like Lucy with the football.
OH YEAH!? I’M FULL OF BULL—-? I GOT A NOSE RING,SO WHAT. I’M GETTING A TATTO OF YO’ MAMMA TOO!!
IF I DRESSED LIKE YOU , I WOULDN’T EVEN SHOW UP FOR WORK!
“He’s just mad because I got him back for teasing my cousin Jimmy with that cape last week…”
Bull: He teases me all the time!
“Why don’t you two take the day off to talk out your problems and go on an off-site team event?”
Bull: “I’m tired of being humiliated every time we go to the bullring!”
Matador: “That’s bulls**t!”
Fashion Emergency!
Bull: “I simply do not like that color on you. It irritates me when you wear all that red and wave that cape around”Matador: At least I don’t run around naked with a nose ring!
Jolines! Mira juez, dile a este tio que me ha herido la dignidaz, hombre! Yo esperaba ver a un joven apuesto, esbelto, sin gafas y con muleta roja…. Asi como esta me lo como en dos segundos y esto que despues me va a demandar por ser de la tercera edad… Habrase visto! Conho!
I’d advise you, Mr Banker, that bulls can smell their own shit.
Go ahead – pick-a-door !
I refuse to enter the ring unless you fight fair.
MEDIATOR: Thanks to “Ikea” we will be able to create the perfect work-space for both of you.
Welcome aboard! ……(under his breath): Oy! What have I done?!? HELP!!!!!!
Will this be an irrevocable separation?
Man, speaks to the bull: “The pension fund is at risk, what you going to do?”
Bull, replies: “the economy is in an up-swing with all of us pitching in”
Woman: “What kind of Bull is this?”
If he really had balls, he’s fight me in an open field, without the sword and minus the picadores. I’d be the one cutting his ears off and walking around in victory.
What do you mean, when you say that you are tired of all the bull? Are you trying to say something?
I want to report this beast. Do not use petroleum jelly
Bull to Human Resources: “Yes! I am upset because this is a ‘dead-end’ job!”
Guys, I’m not feeling the synergy.
May I suggest trying role reversal to help solve your issues.
Que? What do you mean….. I’m….. bullheaded?
I don’t want to work with him anymore. He just treats me like a piece of meat!
Bull to Matador : Don’t you dare touch my women again, let alone taste them !
Matador to Bull:
All right boy, skewer me! I have been through my share of shish kabob skewers
Matador : He (Bull) does not follow procedures
Bull : I won’t follow a non-AGILE procedure.
toro: con este matarife no va a llenarse la plaza
por lo que no me conviene la corrida
I am going to recommend Anger Management classes for you.
“Sorry Boss, but he infuriates me so that I just see red!”
Reverse pschology does not always work. Put him im my shoes!
Reverse psychology does not always work. Put him in my shoes!