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Sí, señor nos gustaría emplear a usted que usted habla Inglés.
“Yes, Sir we would love employ you do you speak english”
Yes Mr. Your profile is excellent, your english is acceptable but you need improve your multicultural skills as well as understand that MBA it´s key but remember: the World is BIGGER and our “changarro” (small business) need to perform more business no more sales.
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to applyfor Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s License toverify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet athome. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would haveto go home and come back later. The woman said, ‘Unbutton your shirt’. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, ‘That silver hair on your chest is proof enough forme’ and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience atthe Social Security office. She said, ‘You should have droppedyour pants. You might have gotten disability too.’ And then the fight started…
Herb Alpert sent me.
Yes, sir. I have extensive experience in…..what type of band? How often does this pay, again?
Look Amigo; you´re about to finish your recruiting process; u just have to sing “La cucaracha” in front of the board, and the job is yours!!
So…your name is……Miles Davis?
Are mustaches optional?
Hi. My name is Zubin Metha. Is it here where i must leave my resumé to apply for the Orchestra Director’s position?
I’m aware you hold 3 degrees. But I am sorry, I do not think you will fit into our, how shall I say, our “non-corporate” culture.
Wow, the job search really HAS changed.
A recently discovered photo of Albert Einstein during his Mariachi phase.
After being bought out by a Mexican company we’re implementing a new policy- starting this Monday every workday will commence with a Mariachi horn solo.
Hello Sir,
I am with the IRS, I am here to audit your music.
pipe up the music boys it is the bosses order
“Orale, I didn’t know that schools still had ‘original charros’ as band directors! I thought this modern age called for ‘original gangsters.'”
‘Well, Mr. Smith, you’re completely unqualified for the position, so I’ll give it to you like this:
I have a bagel in my desk,
which I’ll enjoy with grey poupon,
You’re shirt and tie don’t even match,
And my search for Mr. Right goes on !”
“Thanks for coming in.”
Teddy I thought you were a politician
“This clear paper im looking at is clearly clear! I’m really only here to ask you on a date to Don PaBLOWS for happy hour. WINK WINK!….By the way sweeeeet mustache =) “
man behind desk: “You should see your face right now.”